For a minute there, I lost myself

Today I was driving a car on the road and I saw a sticker. It was on the bumper of the car in front of me and was very easy to read when I was stopped at a red light. It said ONE LESS SUV.

I liked the idea. The car was a sensible sedan and the girl driving the car looked fairly crunchy. If I had a car with which I felt inclined to communicate, I might wish for it to say the same thing. But I would not have it speak the same way.

I would want it to say "ONE FEWER SUV."

Then I thought of Radiohead's "Karma Police" in my own special way...

Grammar police, arrest this man, he talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge, hes like a detuned radio
Grammar police, arrest this girl, her Hitler hairdo, is making me feel ill
And we have crashed her party
This is what you get, when you mess with us

I SWEAR TO YOU I AM NOT LAME.